JMash

Photo 16 Dec

jmash:

wtfnicolemichele:

~~My attempt to be pretty~~

SUCCESS

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You’re lucky you’re cute

<3

Exactly! How else could I have landed such a hottie for a gf?!

Text 16 Dec My cousin Mike grew out a legit moustache

wtfnicolemichele:

He looks like a pedo.

OMG
I’m dying.
Can’t wait to make fun of him on Christmas!

Aw babe, sometimes you’re so sweet!

And others… just cruel :p

Photo 16 Dec wtfnicolemichele:

My attempt to be pretty

SUCCESS

wtfnicolemichele:

~~My attempt to be pretty~~

SUCCESS

Photo 15 Dec

wtfnicolemichele:

Okay I dont look THAT good.

Yes you do! <3

Text 14 Dec I FUCKING HATE FOCUS BAND.

(via themailman)

No idea what that is, but I’m sure it’s not too fond of you either Liam! }: 0

Text 14 Dec Wow,

Can’t believe I’ve been offline all day :/

Photo 13 Dec

jennaisthelaw:

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OR, he’ll get laid more often and harder than anyone!

…but no, you’re probably right. Poor guy. :/

Photo 13 Dec

wtfnicolemichele:

This is what I look like after a shower and blow drying muh hurrr.
Nasty right?

Not at all!<3

Text 13 Dec my dad is questioning about my college apps.

wtfnicolemichele:

He’s yelling at me because I put my Social Security number on it.

He’s such a douche.
You’re supposed to put your Social on there.
Oh sorry I forgot you couldn’t go to college cause you knocked up my mom.
Fucking asshole.

Want me to beat him up? I’m kind of getting used to the idea more and more. Honestly, say the word!

Text 12 Dec Liam,

Don’t be scared dood. It’ll turn out to be nothing. Just get some sleep, and see a doctor tomorrow.